Saturday, August 15, 2009

Ignite

-Inteview Lionel Hill

-Photos Ama Reeves

"Hey man, my name's Lionel. I'm scheduled for an interview with Zoli but can't seem to find him, any idea?"

"Zoli went to the hospital with throat problems about half an hour ago. I can do your interview... oh but I've only got 10 minutes, is that cool?"

The time line on my tape recorder reads 9:58, giving Ignite's Brett Rasmussen two seconds to shake my hand and exchange a "Go Dodgers" before running off to see if the Cro-Mags need his bass amp. He's busy, but accommodating, answering every one of my impromptu questions and not so much as tapping an impatient finger at my "uhh's" and "uhm's" (they tend to happen when you're using notes for an hour-long one on one with Zoli Teglas).

The following interview was conducted on Ignite's motor home at the Lisk Fest in Irvine, CA.

L: You've played some new songs lately. Is there a new Ignite record on the horizon?

B: We're chipping away a little bit, but we've been touring too much. Our band doesn't write well on the road. We need time at home and in the rehearsal studio to focus. We've pieced together a few songs, that's about it.

L: There was a huge break between ""A Place Called Home" and "Our Darkest Days." It seems like there won't be as much of a lull this time...

B: Dooooon't underestimate the situation *laughs*...

L: *laughs* So it's like that....?

B: Nah, I don't know. We don't set time limits to the stuff. If we don't think the songs we have are great, we're not going to put them out. If it takes two months to write a record, cool. If it takes two years, cool. We'd rather put one great record out than a couple of mediocre ones with only a few good songs. We want to think every part of every song is amazing. The label's always going to pressure you with time limits, but we don't care.

L: Ignite has always toured extensively. How has touring changed in the internet age?

B: It's a lot easier now. There's so many more ways to inform kids that you're coming to play a show, and there's so much more connectivity. We used to have to wait for a fax from our European booking agent to find out what the dates might be, and we didn't have a fax at home so we'd have to go down to the record label to see if it came. Now we get an email as soon as everything is booked.

L: With so many diverse political opinions in punk and hardcore, were there any reservations about writing "Poverty for All?"

B: A lot of people see red stars on t-shirts that some bands wear and think Communist symbols are some cool political statement. Look at Cuba, North Korea, the former Soviet Union, the whole Iron Curtain, even China. Communism isn't cool at all! It's shitty for Joe Citizen. More people have died under Communism than any political system in the history of our planet.

L: Does it bother you that a lot of high school aged kids are getting into those symbols, reading the literature...

B: It's just kids not knowing. You can throw a swastika on a shirt and think it looks cool, but if you know you're history you know that's not a cool symbol. If people would just study how many more people Communism killed than Nazism, they'd be dumbfounded.

L: After all the acclaim for "Live For Better Days," is Ignite going to do more acoustic songs?

B: We want to do a whole acoustic record. We're trying to plan an acoustic tour in Europe in January to promote our DVD that we recorded over there, but I'm not sure that's going to happen. We'd love to do it though. A lot of our songs start acoustic to begin with, then get taken to practice and plugged in. "Live For Better Days" was exciting for us because it started acoustic and stayed acoustic.

L: Do you prefer writing about personal feelings or political rage? Ignite does both very well.

B: Political songs are good for the live show because they crowd fired up and give Zoli things to say, but I liked ["Our Darkest Days"] because we touched more personal stuff. I know what the stuff's about, and I know how the content of the song affected me or the other members of the band. That was cool for me because our agenda is normally environmental, social, and political.

L: Do you prefer the larger festival crowds or the smaller, more intimate club crowds?

B: It always depends on where we are. We played Costa Rica the other night in this tiny room, and it was like an old school show with pile-ons, stage dives, etc. We played a show in Japan that was "sold out" with 75 kids and the venue was the size of this motor home. It's all the same for us. We love to play the big shows and festivals in Europe because it's fun playing in front of that many people, like "whoa, there's 10,000 people watching you," but you play a little tiny club and the energy is awesome. To be honest, both have a lot of upside.

To that point, do you prefer going out on these big tours or topping the bill on a smaller one?

B: I like headlining. I like going out and knowing everyone is there to see us. We've been on tour with like, crazy random bands, like Goldfinger or Sevendust, and you have to go out and get it because none of those people have ever heard of you. We play a lot of these rock festivals where people in the front know who you are, but everyone in the back is like "who?" I have to admit, I like the challenge of winning people over. When we're headlining, I know we're going to knock it out of the park and blow everyone away. When no one knows you, you have to work hard to win people over.



Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Horror Movies Reviews and Recommendations

Reviews By Jon Hanka

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Kill Count: 5, only one is by a chainsaw

Tits:0

Ass:0

Full Frontal:0

Black People: 1, he’s the truck driver at the end of the film.

Quotes: “That’s the last goddamn hitchhiker I ever pick up.”

Narrator: “The events of that day were to lead to the discovery of one of the most bizarre crimes in the annals of American history, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre.”

High’s: Dude in wheelchair tumbling down a hill while pissing, crazy hitchhiker in the van, old man beating the girl with a brook, a girl being hung alive on a meat hook.

The sound effects and gritty filmmaking.

More High’s: LEATHER FUCKING FACE, the tension during the dinner scene, the man being ran over by a 16 wheeler, grandpa trying to use a mallet on a girl’s head.

Repeat Viewing? Duh. Here’s some fun facts: Alternate titles for the film included "Headcheese", "Leatherface" and "Stalking Leatherface".

During the dinner scene when Leatherface cuts the girl's finger, he actually does cut her finger because they couldn't get the fake blood to come out of the tube behind the blade.

Gunnar Hansen (Leatherface) didn’t like Tobe Hooper so during the last scene when he’s swinging the REAL chainsaw around he tries to swing it towards Tobe who was behind the camera.

On one of the last days of shooting the cast and crew ate pot brownies while filming inside the house.

The soundtrack contains the sounds an animal would hear inside a slaughterhouse.

Return of The Living Dead

Kill Count: 15

Tits: 7

Ass: 3

Full Frontal: 3

Black People: 1. He sports a Rick James Jheri Curl and looks eerily like Arsenio Hall.

Quotes: “The events portrayed in this film are all real. The names are real names of real people and real organizations.”

“Leak? Hell No! These things were made by the U.S. army corps of engineers.” (Hits the barrel and gas leaks out)

“Brains…More brains!”

Highs: TARMAN! slutty punk chick stripping in the cemetery while talking about being eaten alive…BONER. Sawing a zombie’s head off, midget zombie eating brains.

Low’s: I would like to have seen more gore, but overall it’s a cool premise and I don’t have many complaints about the movie.

Repeat Viewing? Yea. I think it’s a cool zombie flick with some comedic moments and a sweet punk soundtrack. The creators self-reference their other movie Night of the Living dead and even make up some more rules for the zombie genre.

Otis

Kill Count: 3

Tits: 0

Ass: 0

Full Frontal: 0

Black People: 1 in the background at the hospital wearing a red tuxedo. Weird.

Quotes: this movie is very quotable. “Fuck you and Fuck your disco ball!”

“She’s my girl now. That mean nobody gets to put their fingers inside her but me. Can you believe I just said that?”

High’s: a Fat Daniel Stern with a chainsaw, awesome 80’s soundtrack, Otis prematurely ejaculating then punching a girl in the face, curling iron burning a man’s tongue off.

Realizing I might be Otis in 10 years.

Low’s: No Tits… What the fuck, man?

Repeat Viewing? Some good comedy mixed with some violence. Plus A Creepy dude reliving high school and torturing girls in cheerleader outfits. AKA definitely.

The Gingerdead Man

Kill Count: 6

Tits: 0

Ass: 0

Full Frontal: 0

Black People: 0. Black people don’t work in bakeries

Quotes: “what the hell is that?” “It sure ain’t the Pillsbury fucking doughboy.”

“Killsbury Dough Boy.”

Highs: Gary Busey pissing on what’s left of his career. Old lady who works at the bakery holding a bottle of jack and a shotgun. Gingerdead man cutting a finger off with a butcher knife. A 12-inch Gingerdead man driving a car and using a gun…exactly.

Low’s: Worst use of a music library. Too much plot/shitty music. The same music is also used in evil bong.

Repeat Viewing? 70 minutes is longer then you think. Fast-forward through the talking and just watch the Gingerdead man does his thing.

Sorority House Massacre

Kill Count: 9

Tits: 6

Ass:0

Full Frontal:0

Black People: 0. I don’t think black people existed in the 1980’s.

Quotes: “I’m not Laura, you son of a bitch!”

Highs: A guy getting hit in the nuts

Low’s: Undecipherable plot. I still don’t know what happened. The death scenes sucked hard too.

Repeat Viewing? This movie has no redeeming qualities. Have your friend punch you in the face until you black out instead of watching this shitty movie.


Evil Bong

Kill Count: 3

Tits: 12

Ass: 2

Full Frontal:0

Black People: 0

Quotes: “Every high is an amazing high. Just like there’s no such thing as a bad blowjob.” “…Bullshit!”

Highs: an appearance by the Gingerdead man! Great crossover. Death by a blowjob. Tommy Chong putting hot wheels on a strippers implants and saying “this ones got a hill to climb.”

Low’s: Ama Reeves snoring while I was reviewing this movie, watching it sober, the characters talking and not dying, and the character Alistair being a complete and utter faggot.

Repeat Viewing? If you like weed don’t rent this movie…Buzz Kill

The Burning

Kill Count: 9

Tits: 2

Ass: 1

Full Frontal: 1

Black People: 1, as the overenthusiastic orderly.

Quotes: “Every year he kills. Right now he's out there. Watching. Waiting. So don't look; he'll see you. Don't breathe; he'll hear you. Don't move; you're dead!”

Man, this guy is so burned, he's cooked! A fucking Big Mac, overdone! You know what I mean?”

Highs: The death scenes are incredibly violent and graphic. Thank Tom Savini again. The testosterone levels are at an ultimate high in this movie. Also Jason Alexander with hair.

Low’s: This movie has no faults. It’s my favorite 80’s slasher flick. Ballsy but true.

Repeat Viewing? Yeah this is probably the most underrated horror movie of the 80’s. I watched this movie so many times in the past few months. This is also the first Miramax/Weinstein film.


Re-Animator

Kill Count: 6 and 1 cat

Tits: 2

Ass:0

Full Frontal: 1

Black People: 1, he’s the security guard.

Quotes: “You killed him!” “… I gave him life!”

“What if we get caught?” “What’ll they do? Embalm us?”

“Who’s going to believe a talking head? Get a job in the sideshow!”

Highs: Awesome intro, and the opening score during the titles is an homage to psycho. Reanimated Cat trying to attack people and a headless man feeling up a girl are also cool.

Low’s:

Repeat Viewing? There’s a reason this movie is heralded as a classic.


The Prowler

Kill count: 8

Tits: 2

Ass: 0

Full Frontal:0

Black People: 0. This is an 1980 slasher flick.

Quotes: Not very quotable, but it doesn’t need any.

High’s: Tom Savini does the effects so you see lots of bloody gore including a head exploding and death scenes that feature a pitch fork. Oh yea there’s some good tension and the last scene of the movie is fucking awesome.

Low’s: read above. This movie rules

Repeat Viewing? Yes. Good amount of Tension and blood to sustain a viewer’s attention


Demon Knight

Kill Count: Humans: 6 Demons: 8 Possessed Humans: 6

Tits: 11. You can thank Uncle Willy.

Ass: 1

Full Frontal: 0

Black People: 3, the most out of all the horror movies I reviewed.

Quotes: “Frights. Camera. Action.”

“God dammit get that pussy off the table!… I meant the cat.”

Highs: Billy Zane punches a hole through a cop’s head.

Low’s: I only wish there were more movies featuring the crypt keeper.

Repeat Viewing? Yes. The movie has a cool plot based around a guardian protecting a key that if let into the wrong hands can open the gates of hell. What’s not to love?



Behind Sound and Fury- Interview with Bob and Riley

Interview by: Kat Kartel

Photo: Ama Reeves

One of the most celebrated events in hardcore is Sound and Fury Festival, for those of you unfamiliar with this event it's a three day fest in Southern California in the summer months for the past several years. As many know, putting on hardcore events is a thankless job. You will rarely be thanked and more often than not be at the very heart of skepticism, gossip, and on top of this listen to the never ending complaints and nit-pickings of the internet. But none the less hundreds of thousands of kids travel the globe to Southern California faithfully every summer for this gathering. We've had the chance to sit down with Bob Shedd and Sean Riley, who if you don't know spend their lives, money, and free time investing in hardcore- whether it's to loan their friends money to tour, put out cds, help bands network with labels, and of course put on this huge festival year after year. Enjoy this no bullshit interview and hopefully it'll put some rumors to rest.

Sound And Fury’s Bob and Riley:

INV: Okay so can you both introduce yourselves and what your roles are for Sound And Fury?

BOB SHED: My name is Bob and I’m one of three guys that run everything in the fest, but I primarily deal with band and label interaction and I guess last minute damage control. [Laughs]

SEAN RILEY: I’m Sean Riley, and as Bob said, I’m one of the three people responsible for Sound And Fury, but I think our responsibilities really blur a lot. We all work on the fest in different areas and mainly I handle a lot of the back end stuff, like setting things up online, getting the announcements out there, you know, stuff like that, but we really do share a lot of the responsibilities.

INV: Tell us how it all began and why.

SHED: So, it was February 2006, actually, let me rewind a bit. In 2005 at a small California festival called Sink With Cali Fest, me and Riley were there talking and we were like, this is a really cool thing, it’s cool energy, a really cool vibe, it would be great though if a lot of the bands that we liked played. That’s something you always hear kids say, “Aw, I wish my favorite band would play!” After that we thought, well, why not do it ourselves instead of just complaining about it? So then, fast forward to February 2006 when I was sitting in my community college class and I thought, why don’t we do the fest? I started making a list of bands and I called Todd and he was into it, and we already had a venue in mind in Ventura; we called Riley just to round it out and within ten days, we had everything booked and the show was scheduled. After the success of the first year, we just had to do it again and again.

INV: What’s the process of putting on an event like this?

SHED: Well, the first thing you have to do is find a venue. The first two years we did Alpine in Ventura, which was a great venue and they really helped us out a lot. They had built in sound, built in everything and they were pretty sizeable. Finding a venue for this year’s fest was easily the most difficult task. At this point, all the bands know that we’re legit, know that we’re putting on something really well organized, so yeah… venue is first. Then you work out cost, start figuring out bands and then just locking up all the incidentals. Promotions, posters, flyers, figuring out ways to get out information about the fest are pretty important. At that point, the ball is rolling, Riley set up the web store, so it really is that anyone can do it if you just put the work into it.

INV: So it was pretty much trial and error for you guys?

RILEY: I don’t think so; we would get together at least like, once or twice a week which was pretty crazy considering Bob was in Irvine, I was in El Segundo and Todd has lived in various places up here in Ventura. It would turn into a whole day event because we would get together for about once a week in at least the six months leading up to the fest and just plan everything out. I mean, it worked because we’re all pretty capable and we’re self-starters.

SHED: It was three different mind, three different perspectives, three different voices but we were all trying to work together towards the same goal but that’s why we try not to cut corners and put the work in even though it can be a real pain in the ass.

INV: Is there anything you guys would change about this year’s fest?

SHED: Well, it’s hard. There haven’t been any fights; we’ve all had a really fun time working with all of these bands. This year has been pretty smooth sailing…

INV: When you guys are trying to put something this huge together, does it ever get overwhelming to make sure that all of the bands are happy and content?

RILEY: Yeah, of course. You have to realize we’re three people and there are fifty-ish bands and we really do put a lot of ourselves into this and we just really want everyone to leave here thinking that they have the perfect experience.

INV: What would you say to the people who believe you’re just in this to make money?

SHED: Look at my bank account and look at where I live… [Laughs] It’s really ridiculous and borderline insulting. I mean, I have $80 in my bank account… I am over $75,000 in student loan debt and I spent most of my student loan putting out hardcore records.

RILEY: We aren’t in this for the money; we just want to put on a great show. We could book bigger bands, but we want this world to have a place. This hardcore, I mean real hardcore, to have a place.

INV: Awesome; is there anything else you guys would like to add?

SHED: Yes; the bands involved, the people that come, they are what make this fest what it is, so we’d like to say thank you to them above everything else!

Ever wanted to see Joe Harder's Ass? Fun photos from Sound and Fury 08

Yep... we follow through.
Friends at Sound and Fury Fest 08

The handsome Gentleman of Pulling Teeth
Good friends out for Sound And Fury Fest 08
From Left to Right- Preston Hyer of Generations (CT youthcrew), Ki of The Geeks, Ama Reeves, and Jon Hanka (both of the Invasion Staff)
Wow we're gross. A majority of the Invasion Staff after the last band of Sound and Fury 08.
from Left to Right- Mike Blum, Kat Kartel, Ama Reeves, Brandon Tridle, Josh Classon


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